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Denise ([staff profile] denise) wrote in [site community profile] dw_maintenance2022-12-09 06:04 pm

Varnish/503 errors

Well, the good news is that Dreamwidth is hopping this week! The bad news is that our recent changes to make the site auto-scale during periods of high server and database load have apparently been too conservative, and that's leading to the Varnish/503 errors that people are getting. (The mysterious ones that say "backend fetch failed, guru meditation error" -- the error message is highly unhelpful, but in our defense y'all aren't supposed to see it!)

We are continuing to tweak things to improve performance, and we apologize for the errors. We'll have them fixed as soon as we can.
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[personal profile] wantedonvoyage 2022-12-10 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
Don't sweat it; i enjoyed the mental image of a guru trying to meditate but getting distracted by impending errands, grocery list items and they lyrics to songs that were popular when (s)he was in high school.
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[personal profile] mirrorofsmoke 2022-12-10 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
I use a screen reader. I misread it as "Guru meditation sit."and I was like "Okay. Guru wants to sit while meditating."